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He doesn't want me to take a stripper dance class because he's afraid that I'll go lesbian on him like I did with folk guitar.
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Big (Crack) Rock Candy Mountain posted May 13th 2011, 8:18PM
| Mood: Horny | Music: BBC Radio 1's Essential Mix: Major Lazer (07.25.2009) |
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=209904&title=big-rock-candy-mountain?xrs=share_copy
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain,
There's a land that's fair and bright.
Where the dime bags cost a nickle,
And the high will last all night.
Where the sewer smells like honey,
And the whores don't have disease.
The roaches look like easter eggs,
Malt liquor grows on trees.
Where you never get shot,
And your skin won't rot,
And the HIVs only make you sneeze,
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Where the gangs all fight with pillows,
And the cops hand out fresh bread.
The pigeons sing you lullabies,
And then doodie on your head.
Where you never get shot,
And your skin won't rot,
And the HIVs only make you sneeze,
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain. |
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YetiChan Says: (Apr 3rd 2011, 8:37PM)
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be glad to be your sheezy bud ;] |
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OnlyHuman Says: (Apr 3rd 2011, 8:20PM)
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You seem new...if not; why don't you have more comments? |
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